??? of a Teacher

> Why is it that when you give instructions to your students, their first instinct is to ask it back? (Ex. Teacher: “Get one-fourth sheet of paper.” Students: “One-fourth, Ma’am?”)

> Why do students NEVER read the instructions carefully when you tell them to read the instructions carefully?

> Why do students NEVER listen when you ask them to listen?

> How come a student has answers on all questions on the quiz when he arrived in class only by the time you gave the last question?

> How come a student can answer the questions on a quiz in his regular seat but not when you change seating arrangements? Are the answers written on the chair?

> Why do students give the answers for Set B when you’ve given him Set A questions? Is he answering for his seatmate?

> How come students can perform laboratory exercises but not be able to answer when asked about the same concepts in the lecture?

> Why do students ask how they got a failing grade when they didn’t pass any of the quizzes and exams?

> Why is it that when you give assignments/homeworks, they always submit the same answers/solutions (including spacing, commas, symbols, etc.)?

WHY…? HOW COME…?

4 Responses to “??? of a Teacher”

  1. Raffy Says:

    Simply because students would do everything just to PASS–
    hehe….doing ordinary things extraordinarily….

  2. bluebabyemzz Says:

    hmp…which is not good of course. the end does not justify the means…

  3. shecky may Says:

    maybe they are not yet ready to be treated as adults or think they can do that because they used to do that in high school… neither of which then maybe they are plain ogobs…. i’m really mean….

  4. jun_X Says:

    awts lisuda i react ui kay mga english..ahahah..
    well ahm of course it is ahm beside of it ahm as a matter of fact ahm lisuda english maam ui bisdak nlng tah..ehhehe..

    > Why is it that when you give instructions to your students, their first instinct is to ask it back? (Ex. Teacher: “Get one-fourth sheet of paper.” Students: “One-fourth, Ma’am?”)
    —–of course maam para sa confirmation basin nasayup ug hearing..eheh—–

    > Why do students NEVER read the instructions carefully when you tell them to read the instructions carefully?
    —–kapoi basa sa instructions ui. kalas ug tym its beter na i tell nlng ang instructions para focus nlng ka in answering.whaehheh…—–

    > Why do students NEVER listen when you ask them to listen?
    —–maojud maam. nganu kha sah?ehehhe—–

    > How come a student has answers on all questions on the quiz when he arrived in class only by the time you gave the last question?
    —–unsay gamit sa tupad.wahhaha—–

    > How come a student can answer the questions on a quiz in his regular seat but not when you change seating arrangements? Are the answers written on the chair?
    —-hala vandalism man na..basin nausab pd ang tapad maam.wala ang kasabo.ehhe—

    > Why do students give the answers for Set B when you’ve given him Set A questions? Is he answering for his seatmate?
    —-lain pd kau nga mao may natun an nya.den ang iya natun an kay sa lain pjud nga set.mao nang ginaingon nga malas xa..ehheh—-

    > How come students can perform laboratory exercises but not be able to answer when asked about the same concepts in the lecture?
    —–na ratle ra na cla maam..ehehhe—-

    > Why do students ask how they got a failing grade when they didn’t pass any of the quizzes and exams?
    —-maojud maam.correct jud ka ana..nganu kha sah? bsin d nla ma take heheh—–

    > Why is it that when you give assignments/homeworks, they always submit the same answers/solutions (including spacing, commas, symbols, etc.)?
    —–heheh xempre assignment gud ok ra parehas.may gani angname wala naapil ug copy.wahha—–

    WHY…? HOW COME…?
    —nganu…? giunsa pag abot….? (bisaya version)wahaha..—–

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